Sunday, 8 March 2009

Drug Checklist

So ever since we started the Drugs and Behaviour section of my psychology paper I've been researching all sorts of stylish drugs to do. This is my checklist of drugs I wanna do:

O Marijuana. Causes vomitting, pink fluffy bunny attacks, excessive laughter, hunger, inexplicable deliciousness of everything, lucid dreams, paranoia, R.B.-specific paranoia, enhanced intellect, decreased intellect, involuntary "Wo"ing, abnormal relaxation, unparalleled wittiness, fascination with lights, extra-cool vision, and more!

X DMT (Dimethyltryptamine). Officially my new dream drug, it's been described as one of the deepest, most spiritual and most trippy drugs out there. Unfortunately it costs a lot and is hard to come by, but I think I might save up a few thousands $$$ for when the opportunity arises. Unless tripping out counts as course related?
Can cause oscillations in the time-space continuum, live porn, stimulation of the genitalia, aliens, interplanetary journeys, interdimensional journeys, play dates with God, code vision, sound vision, enhanced musical appreciation abilities, enhanced perception,
deconstruction of the laws of the physical world, insight into life and the universe and more.

X LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). Also known as acid. One of the most popular and common hallucinogenic drugs. Only keen on this one if I can be guaranteed I don't meet Jesus, run away to live in the forest for 6 months, then get found and submitted to a mental institution for a year.
Can cause radiant colours, respiration of inanimate objects, ripples, oscillations in the time-space continuum, mucus, geometry, Animorphs, losing of the ego, re-entry into the womb - followed by expulsion from the vadge, enhanced decision making, matrix mode, more textures than conceivably possible, interdimensionary movement, echos, interdimensional doorways and more.

X Psilocybin mushrooms. Also known as shrooms, magic mushrooms. Another popular hallucinogenic.
Can cause vibrant colours, heavenly music, shits and giggles, enhanced observantness, shimmering everything, dissolving of one's body, merging of objects, bliss, insight into oneself, disconnection from time, emotional sensitivity, creativity, gremlins, visual scents, audible colours, erections, twitchiness, body ice-packs, spiritual experiences, clitoris fingers and more. Oh! And ray guns.

X Ecstasy (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine). This is the only stimulant I want to do. The rest make you look gross or kill puppies.
Can cause euphoria, love connections, retarded amounts of empathy, enhanced conversational abilities, inner peace, bonas of the rock-hard kind, decreased desire to nom, black hole pupils, increased body heat, speedy eyes, increased blood pressure, lapses in memory, post-trip discomfort, excessive happiness, diarrhea and more.

So that's my drug checklist! If you have any suggestions on other drugs that I should take then go ahead.

As the bible says, "The body should be treated like a temple of the holy spirit". In other words, it should be ransacked, pillaged, and eventually destroyed. I think that's what old Buddha was trying to say when he wrote the bible.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

hahahahaha you used my story bout lsd nice im proud!

Rowan Muir said...

Of course! That story was classic.