Kaikoura... Again!

So, tomorrow I leave for Kaikoura for my second time in like a month. This time it's not gonna be so cruisy though... We have to measure rocks and angles and stuff, it's gonna suck! I actually really don't wanna go. I lose my weekend, and I lose it to the pointless pursuit of rock-measuring! It's only worth 3 credits too, ridiculous! I actually wanna come down with a disease or something tonight. I'm considering having unbelievable amounts of unprotected sex tonight in the hopes that I'll have syphilis tomorrow morning... They couldn't make a guy with syphilis go to Kaikoura, that's unheard of!

So yeh. That basically completes the main topic of this blog, except that I'm going to crap on for a bit longer, just cause I hate you:

Guess what? I finally finished watching Sex and the City! It's actually the greatest and most horrible thing ever to happen. Great because the ending was so happy and just satisfied all my desires. Horrible because I've basically lost my best friend. Sex and the City has kept me company for at least an hour every night since like... January. I'm not sure what I'll do without it. For now I'm occupying myself by downloading heaps of dance movies, cause I'm so manly. Namely Save the last Dance 1 & 2, Strictly Ballroom, Coyote Ugly, Dirty Dancing, Step Up and Center Stage, but I'm sure I'll download more as I think of them...

What else to say... Ah! I moved my drums out of my room cause I got sick of having no room. Now I have a mirror on my wall in the space they were, so I can check myself out without having to go to the bathroom. It's quite grand, yesterday I was wearing my favourite underwear so I just spent a good while looking at my sexy body.

I think I need to say something manly now, just so you don't all think I'm a raging homosexual. Um... Ah, yes! Yesterday I had wild sex with multiple members of the opposite gender whilst monitoring the barbecue, drinking beer and watching the big game. Needless to say, this whole time I was completely emotionless, simply bearing a "If you touch me I'll rip you limb from limb and bathe in your blood" expression...

Fourth manliest moment of my life.

See you, Mr Blog, in 3 days!